SURPRISE!

The post card (bought from Salzburg, Austria, and sent in Germany... guess u should noe hu it's from... ) was indeed a big surprise yesterday. : ) Thanks Sudboon.

Today, another big surprise arrived in my mail box! This time. it's a 平安符, bought in 上海 and sent in Singapore. Thank god, it came just at the right time. I reali need sth of that now. Thanks YN.

I'm having a tough week (and i have onli myself to blame)... and therefore, it's reali encouraging to have received these pleasant surprises which seriously brighten up my days heaps.

一言难尽... find myself reali lucky to haf known frens like u ppl.

该做的假期功课都没做完。。。

真希望星期五快点到来。

Missing home again...

A couple of my frens just came back from singapore where they spent their two weeks break.

sigh... missing home once again.

Many people think highly of me... at least that's wat they appear to be telling me. They seem to think i'm having the best of my time here. Many ppl don get the chance to study overseas, and it seem mysterious and such a prestigious thing to be able to come here. Some envied... watever it may be...

Yes probably. To be truthful, i did gain a lot outta my stay here... but given another chance i may choose not to come.

The losses seem to be have out weigh the gains

龙虎榜

After months of testing and experimenting, me and my frens finally found a way to bypass the school network system and serve the net for free... or at least at a very low cost and it is absolutely legal! This sounds a bit cheapo budden whenever $$ is concerned, we'll go all out for it.

i'm current being charge for every MB of information passing thru the server to and fro my comp at some price which is already rather cheap. but the high usage has made it pretty expensive altogether... especially when i try to dl stuffs.

Anyway, this isnt the gist of tis post. Wat i need is an update of my playlist... Can someone pls update me on reali good 'long hu bang' songs since i left in january?

Can someone teach me how to delete the word 'procrastination' from my brain

Fw: Some trivia

Here is some interesting facts that might start a conversation for you...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it! My grandmother had a near miss )

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Back to school (Online)

freakin waste of my time...

　:.<'l-l-l-l<　[Year One Engineering Workshop Practices Course 9-20 May 05 @ RAAF Base Wagga] (Away)

Enjoy ur holiday (onli if applicable, if not, stay happy lo), while i go waste my 2 weeks break from academics away...

What's the Norm?

Normally in singapore when i came across newspaper articles regarding teacher having unacceptable sexual relationship wif under-age student, the teacher is always a male (and definitely the victim is a girl).

Interesting enough, in an article i read in the papers here today, it's a female teacher and a male 'victim'.

4 May 05 - S'pore student shuts down blog after threat of legal action
5 May 05 - A*Star confirms warning to student over defamatory blog

Hmmm... i din realise things can get so serious here...

Only In...

Only in Japan


Only in Australia


Only in France


Only in Amsterdam


Only in Spain


Only in Africa


Only in Hawaii


Only in Indian


Only in Mexico


Only in Texas


Only In Thailand


And last
Only In America

己所不欲，勿施于人。

为什么我身边的人都不明白呢...

Weird Dream

It was a surprise that i actually remember my dream. I normally dont.

Anyway, I actually dreamt of ghosts last night... not a scary one. Possibly bcos i watch more "scary movies" than the real scary movies (hope u get wat i'm trying to bring across), that's why the ghosts in my dream a bit bo-liao and xiao4 oso...

I'm not a good narrator but if u're interested read on.

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me and my DO 结伴 to eat at some hawker centre (in singapore i suppose... 嗨，日有所思，也有所梦...). and i think it's at night. It should be night time cos ghost normally appears at night.

When i was going round, looking for wat to eat, i came to a noodle store owned by two men. One of them was an uncle (the other was a younger bloke), and was in there making noodle by hand. He tossed and flipped a very big dough many times... the dough began to stretch. And because it's huge, the dough stretched so long that it almost touched the ceiling everytime the uncle fling the dough (NB: this is a dream... impossible things happen). Then suddenly the dough seem to caught hold of sth hidden on the 粱. It's massive and fell right into the stall. Out of curiousity, i went and took a look. When i was close enough, the two man dragged me down wif them behind the stall, hidden from the view of other ppl. Oh my god!!! It's a dead body!

"how boss? report police surely become scapegoat one," the bloke ask the uncle.

"hmmm, let's 毁尸灭迹 then..."

"How? so many ppl..."

"hmmm, (looking at the pot of boiling oil)... 油炸鬼!"

Then suddenly the ghost open her eyes and floated away almost immediately. She 飘 towards the escalator where she collide with another ghost(?) just before gettin on it. Both of them ended up smoking beside the escalator chit chatting away... ...

-_-"

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Don ever jio me to watch scary movies, u'll not succeed... i never see the point of spending money to scare myself. It is definitely not a good test of gut.

Just for Fun...nuF rof tsuJ

1. Go to Google
2. In the search field put in "google" but from back to front (i.e. elgoog)
3. Hit I'm feeling Lucky!
4. You should be directed to Google's mirror site!! - Try the search. it still works!

Dont ask me why they do this...

第一线

还记得小时候写作很喜欢用这句话。。。不知不觉。。。。这一次真的不知不觉，二十一岁生日就这样过去了。

这几个月在 australia，我学会了一样东西--不要抱太大的期望。期望越高，失望越大。什么事都好，如果太过于执著，到头来吃亏的还是自己。

上个礼拜三，我的生日。我并不期待有些什么礼物或 any special happening. Nothing from the aussies and definitely not from those frens back home. 在星加坡那短暂的 december break, 看见朋友的生日 party, 当然我很羡慕。但我非常了解择这个感觉,它又不是第一次来访，时不时都来找我谈心。我跟它可说是 good old fren. 所以我懂得如何应付它。星期三那天，一起身我就告诉自己：这将会是个平凡的一日。。。indeed i was right. 那天，没什么值得开心的; nothing to be sad about too. Just a normal day.

都这么多年没庆祝过生日了，does it make any difference? 21 is just a number 'magicfy' by people. 对我来说那只是个号码。13 加 8 等于的数字；black jack 的 maximum points. 它也清楚的告诉我，从 1984 年 4 月 27 日那天开始，地球已经绕了太阳二十一次了。

(i'm tired... time for bed)

Opps

opps... it almost slip my mind.

It believe i receive of couple of e-cards too. Thanks mag and regina for them!

Belated Bdae Celebration Tonight... but i got a test tml!!! ...heck it...

Sigh... last week was indeed a very hectic week for me...

Firstly, it was my first week as a Duty Divisional Orderly (DDO) i.e. sai-kang Master for the division... sth like the wing commd in OCS budden i got no jurisdical power, cannot give my people WPs or confinements. My job was basically to ensure the smooth running of the division for 3 freakin' months as required by the staffs... sigh... not an easy job siah. Everyday oso got shit falling on me... from various places, OC, DO, PO... This morning got rounds by the Dy Commd of the academy, so last night clean like siao lidat. I was first man in, last man out... then at the same time still hafta run around chasing ppl, with broom and mop, to get out of their rooms to clean. sigh... 心酸无人知... Then come this morning, i thot it was good enough liao, i beliv it was definitely better than last week, but that Dy was still not happy... '一刀见血', 流到血都干了...

Then, i have like 2 heavy-weightage assignments due last week, another 2 class tests too... the freaky statics test was one of them. Most of the other tests here are fairly easy, to the extent that some of them are like 污辱我的智慧. But statics is reali scary. 80% of the students failed the last one; i'm part of the lucky 20%. Probably the lecturer is a real dickhead, that's wat every1 think about him... he doesnt teach much and expect us to read on our own. budden 以我的个性, it'll be hard to get me to read those 'nerd-conversion' book. i probably wont even touch it till the very last min...

我的生日就这样在书丛里度过了.

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anyway, i was glad the singaporeans frens have already celebrated my bdae for me the weekend before. budden i felt so maluated when 一群大男人 started singing happy bdae in the restaurant where we had dinner. haha... then the ang moh started laughing when we switch into the mandarin version...

thanks for the gift from my family. thanks for the cards YN and my ex-CIs mates. thanks every1 for the well wishes... it's most of our 21st this year, so haf fun and stay young too! we arent tat old. and for others don get too cocky, u'll be joining the club soon enough.

And tonight, my div is bringing me out for a belated bdae dinner too and probably a couple of drinks at some pubs. everyone was simply busy busy last week.

i haf got another class test tml. luckily it's just maths.

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my bdae wish:－　　　can i ask for 10 wishes?